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Bugger (because I can lol)

  • Jun. 1st, 2009 at 3:35 PM
snitch please

Title:  Bug(ger)
Characters:  Donna and the Doctor
Spoilers?  Warnings?  Cake?:  No on all three counts
Summary:  written for the ninth weekly drabble challenge at doctor_donna, for the prompt 'green'.  Now if you excuse me, I was also prompted for some angst by this same thing so I should go crawl in a hole and cry write it.





"But....they're green....”


Yes, Donna, I know. And to be fair, so were you the first time you rode on the TARDIS.”


Okay, that bit I get, but....hold up, so those are their feet, right? And are those....oh my....”


Moving on, then!”


Doctor, what are they?”


You mean you've never seen them before? Oh wait, let me guess. 'A bit hungover', right?”


Not for this, no, but....oh, that's disgusting!”


It's perfectly natural, Donna. Really, you've seen Sontarans and you're bothered by-”


I think I'm going to be sick....”


Donna, it's fine. Really, it's fine.”


It flipping ate the other one!”


They do that.”


They do that?”


Yup. They complete the act of mating, then the female kills the male.”


She ate him!”


To be fair, it was just his head.”


How would you like to have me come along and bite your head off? Would it be fine then?”


Well, we'd have to mate first. Didn't I mention that? They mate, and then she kills him.”


I'm not mating with you, Sunshine!”


Good, I've got nothing to worry about then. And don't worry about it. They're praying mantuses, mantusi, manti, whatever you call more than one of them. It's just what they do.”


But still....oh, bugger, she's chewing on his legs now!”


Yeah, that's a bit wrong. Let's move to that bench down the path and- Oh, that is sick!”

Comments

( 17 babblings — Penny for them )
[info]loves_glamour wrote:
Jun. 1st, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
lol you write their friendship so well =P loove it!
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :)
[info]goodbye2pisces wrote:
Jun. 1st, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC)
LOL! Too, too cute. Loved it :D
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
Thankies. :D
[info]katherine_b wrote:
Jun. 1st, 2009 10:21 pm (UTC)
*giggles like an idiot* I did realise what was happening surprisingly soon there, but still loved it!
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
Hehe I figured you'd pick up on it, you nasty clever thing you. :p
[info]katherine_b wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
Hey! Nasty?!
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2009 12:42 am (UTC)
Yes. Nassssty girl, that's you. And we wouldn't have it any other way. :p
[info]katherine_b wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
*lol* Well, that's all right then!
[info]time_converges wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Ahaha - I don't blame Donna, that is a bit too much nature for my taste. :)
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Me too. Although it is kinda funny....
:p
[info]grlgoddess wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
Haha, praying mantises are odd!
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Oh heck YES they are. Lol I'm not a fan of them myself, so I can certainly understand poor Donna.
[info]nschick wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2009 07:11 am (UTC)
Hehehe outstanding sweetie, really loved this ;)
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
*glomps you*

Thanks darlin'! :)
[info]gatafairy wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
This is so them, and I love it so much! Oh, man, I can so see this happening onscreen. Guh, made me smile and laugh and looots of good things. ^^
[info]sonicgirl2005 wrote:
Jun. 12th, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
Hehe thanks. Glad you liked it. :)
( 17 babblings — Penny for them )